I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I fix the ends of ladders

How’s it going?

It’s top notch

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I sell my hair to wig makers

How’s it going?

It’s growing on me

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I go around charging people for illegal parking

How’s it going?

Fine

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I’m training to be a one-legged bus driver

How’s it going?

It’s looking more promising now I’ve got my foot in the door.

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I make blunt pencils

How’s it going?

It’s pointless

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I teach soul trader management

How’s it going?

Mind your own business

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I shred cheese

How’s it going?

Grate

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I take skins off bananas

How’s it going?

It’s very appealing

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I take dogs to the park and throw them sticks

How’s it going?

It’s pretty far fetched

I’ve got a new job

What is it?

I help people find the bottoms of their shoes

How’s it going?

It’s very soul searching

telling jokes has always been an obsession.  i dabbled in stand up comedy for a short time, performing on open mic nights in local comedy club ‘take out comedy’.

i’ve always been a huge fan of comedy and comedians.  though puns are largely

looked down upon in the comedy world, i can’t help to love the ‘i’ve got a new job’ layout, and so i created this comic strip as a personal project.